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Exotic? Ha! I have nothing to declare but my genius. Or something(actually it's just a nervous twitch). Anyway, we have a minor local celebrity called Joe...
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Jan 1, 2001
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If only we all knew, big chap! You have to elaborate on that....
vivienne_oblivion
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Jan 2, 2001
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have you spotted the deliberate (i hope) mistake? Jermies are things you wash off with soap....
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Jan 2, 2001
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DElibate?<br><br>I noticed but i didnt really care.....
ten_second_bionic_man
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Jan 2, 2001
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Elaborate? How long do you have exactly, big man? Could take years......
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Jan 2, 2001
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I have a small problem here and I was wondering If you would help me rectify it. I am going to cover the song "Albert Hammond bootleg" with my band but I ...
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Jan 6, 2001
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Have you only got the one gig lined up? Cos if you had a couple you could try it both ways, and see which went down better with your crowd. Aside from that,...
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Jan 6, 2001
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Sound advice <br><br>cheers...
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Jan 8, 2001
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Is it just me and my one-track mind, or is there a smutty joke at large in "Four Skinny Indie Kids"? As in Foreskin-ny... Of course, maybe I'm just criminally...
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Jan 14, 2001
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With such razor-sharp wit at their disposal, do you honestly believe Half Man Half Biscuit would be so crude as to bludgeon their fans with a foreskin? I think...
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Jan 27, 2001
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You'd better start giving this club its rusks and milk, before it gets much older and starts calling Childline. Serious neglect! Oh , did you play that gig...
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Jan 27, 2001
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Youngsters these days are so fickle Viv; nothing holds their attention for long. Not like when we were kids, eh? In our day a bottle of meths, a ball of string...
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Jan 27, 2001
11:27 pm
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"Bludgeoned with a foreskin"?!!!!!! Can i come to your house? It sounds like the sort of scenario I've only previously come across in some demented Spike ...
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Jan 27, 2001
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What do U suggest that I do to the club!!!<br>What am I not doing?<br><br><br>Im still reharsing with my band but we should have a gig soon.<br><br>If U really...
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Jan 28, 2001
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Theres now a link to this club on the HMHB website<br>so expect a few more 2 join...
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Jan 30, 2001
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Good stuff! See, you don't need any help at all in running this club! You'll have to excuse Viv and me, we were born in a different degeneration to yerself,...
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Jan 30, 2001
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Good stuff, young chap. I'm sure the new page colours will have them swarming in like flies too. Especially that lurid lime green - it reminds me of the ...
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Jan 30, 2001
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I dont know...complain when i dont change complain when I do...<br><br>Ur very hard 2 please <br><br>Ill put it back 2 the way it was!...
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Feb 1, 2001
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Aw, don't be like that! Who said I was complaining? I rather like bile green! You do what you like with your colours. What was the incentive you offered for...
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Viv, yer a terrible woman! Terrorising the boy like that! No wonder the NSPCC have you on their list of "Ten Most Wanted". Nice photo on "Crimewatch" though -...
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I know you posted that message back in the Ice Age, but I've come up with the ideal subject for a good kicking from the lads. Does the name David Icke ring any...
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Feb 11, 2001
10:24 pm
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Thank you for joining us! As you can see, members here are a bit thin on the ground, so if you have any more pc-using, biscuit-appreciating friends, feel free ...
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Feb 11, 2001
11:58 pm
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Just want to echo me mucker's comments and add a couple o' me own. If this was a real club the cops would never bother raiding it, firstly because there would...
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Feb 12, 2001
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Well Id like to start off by saying hello to the sad witch (as everyone else seems to be doing) its nice to have another fairly young person on board as the...
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Feb 12, 2001
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Good lad yerself (don't you hate being patronised?!!!); if we slag you off, then slag us back. We're old and we'll crumble...<br>On a point of order though, ...
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Feb 12, 2001
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two words: Philip Scofield...
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two words: Philip Scofield: I.e <br><br>Wasnt it wonderful that carter kicked the shit out of.....
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Feb 13, 2001
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Yes yes i sent the previous message twice...laugh as much as U like!!!!!...
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Feb 13, 2001
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Four words: Fish in a barrel...
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Feb 13, 2001
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one hundred and six words!: Well im sure we could sit here for hours and relate messages about how good/shit (delete as appropriate) Carter were but this is ...
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